Moose taught me some things about pirates today that I did not know. Moose the pirate expert tells me that:

• Pirates don't say please and thank you when eating dinner.
• Pirates don't brush their teeth.
• They don't have to change into their pajamas (unless they want to).
• If they want some meat, they yell out, "The meat!"
• Pirates say, "We need to bury the treasure in a safe place!"

Uncanny resemblance

This photo will have to speak for itself. Moose had a piece of bread with Nutella on it and this was the result. I kind of thought he looked like someone else.